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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003406085705 Yusuf

    Casting Academy Award winner Melissa Leo as a Manson Family Matriarch in The Dead Circus gueatnraes the success of the film and gueatnraes another Oscar for Melissa. As Melissas unpaid press agent who would like to see the media discussing Melissa and The Dead Circus 24/7 for the next year, I would urge he to call an immediate press conference to announce that she is inviting the real Charles Manson to be her oscar date next year. The studio would then petition Governor Brown to release Manson from prison for the one night. The media will go nuts! They will talk about nothing else. Larry King will come out of retirement to interview Melissa and Manson in Mansons prison cell. The Academy, fearful that Manson might show up, will announce in advance that Melissa has unanimously been awarded her Oscar. Charlie Sheen will proclaim that: Melissa Leo has tiger blood. Joan Rivers, Ryan Seacrest and The Fashion Police will spend hours comparing Mansons prison uniforms to current fashion trends. People will flock to the theaters to see The Dead Circus. Ratings for the Oscar Telecast will soar. As Charlie Sheen would say: DUH, WINNING!

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