Penn State Football: Seven Reasons to Hate the Ohio State Buckeyes


No need to beat around the bush, you know the drill by now.

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Despite their claims, Ohio State loves Michigan.

Need proof? “Script Ohio” was a gift, presented to the Buckeyes, by their “hated” rivals. I don’t know about you, but if somebody who I claimed to hate more than life itself gave me a gift, I wouldn’t go out of my way to show it every single person who came to my house following that day. Also, stop saying “tsun.” It’s ridiculous.
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Ohio State = Kidnappers

 

Most of you probably don’t remember, but once upon a time, Brutus Beef Patty lived among his friends and peers in McDonaldland. That was, before the Buckeye football team swept in and removed him from his home, forcing him to shame on a weekly basis as the mascot for their atrocious football team. Shame on you!
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Cam Williams, Armani Reeves, Tommy Schutt and Joey O’Connor

Nevermind. I SAID I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!
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This Picture:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
and this picture…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The 2006 AND 2007 National Championships

The Buckeyes took a pair of conference championships (probably shared) and rode them into the MNC. They were (undeservedly) given a chance to represent the Big Ten on a national stage and failed. Horribly. Twice. After losing by a combined 79-38, perception of the entire conference went in the tank. The blame for that falls squarely on the shoulders of Jim Tressel and his anemic offense. And Ted Ginn’s touchdown celebration.
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High Street reeks of stale beer, urine and vomit.

How do I know? Because I spent my 21st birthday there, volunteering my services to all three scents. Regardless, the strip of “fun” at Ohio State University has all the smells of Time Square without any of the lights, buildings or attractive women. It makes College Ave. look like a portrait out of Heaven’s picture book.

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Woody Hayes’ refusal to use his left.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Coach, we’ve been through this! Use the jab to set up the hook! You can’t afford to be predictable when fighting kids 50 years younger than you!

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Their fans.

These are the spoiled people who wanted Jim Tressel fired after every time he’d lose a game, as though 12 wins a year is supposed to happen to them. The same people who called Urban Meyer a snake and a cheater just a couple years ago, and now bow at his feet. The people who refuse to acknowledge Penn State as a rival, despite the fact that they’re just 4-3 against Penn State in their last 7. They cling to a dead rivalry with Michigan, who hasn’t been competitive with them since the Clinton administration. These fans, despite being owned by Purdue in recent years, entered last week’s game confident that they’d win by 30 simply because they wear red. This is the group of people who go out of their way to say “THE” in front of random things and refuse to say the word “Michigan”, acting as though it gives them some form of competitive advantage. The fans who will embark on central PA this weekend, fueled with Natty Light and jokes about pedophilia. Ask around the Big Ten and you’ll quickly learn which fans are the least liked in the conference. To further prove their worth, Ohio State fans will justify that hate, claiming it’s because of their success on the field. Meanwhile, those same people would be disgusting even if Ohio State didn’t have a football team. Except for my beautiful, loving wife. She’s cool.
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Yeah, that’s eight. But who doesn’t want extra reason to hate “THE” Ohio State Buckeyes?

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  • PENNSTSUCKSMORETHANEVER

    I’d rather follow a football team that is commonly over rated and horribly rude, then follow a football team that defiles little boys.

    • http://twitter.com/TimTolleyFS Tim Tolley

      “A football team that defiles little boys” says the man who obviously knows nothing.

      • OSU_BEATS_ PENN_STATE

        How about a college institution that covers up sex abuse for several years just as the Vatican does? Ohio State embarassingly beats Penn State at their house. There’s eight more reasons to hate us! LOL!

    • http://fansided.com/ Michael Castillo

      Typical. One man is not Penn State and there’s a far cry between lack of control and the thoughtful aiding in defiling little boys. Your comment is absolutely sickening. There’s 65 loyal and hard working guys on this team that have nothing to do with that man and they’re busting their ass to evade the shroud people like you are putting on them. I hope Penn State wins 60-0 and I have no rooting interest at all. You make me sick.

      • http://profile.yahoo.com/2GRU5IAO6QZKRYYAHOH6GNXJZI buzzbuck

        Come on be reasonable. There is not enough kids from Ohio on your roster to get that big of a win. The gift from MU’d was in appreciation, since without the state of Ohio MU’d could not field a team. For that matter the SEC NC trophy’s are courtesy of Ohio. Meyer, Miles and Saban

  • Harryarei

    I always like these because it seems to bring out the crazies on the other team who can’t take a joke. For instance, the Ohio U. one. They freaked out because they can’t take an, albeit bad, joke.

  • PennStateWannaBees

    It’s “TOSU” and not “tsun.” Please stop misspelling it. Penn State = Ohio State wannabees. Penn State wishes they had a rivalry with the most popular collage football team in the United States. (source: NY Times) Different year, different team, and a different outcome this year.

    • http://twitter.com/TimTolleyFS Tim Tolley

      tsun – the state up north. It’s what Ohio State fans in Ohio call Michigan, because they think it’s easier to say, I suppose.

  • OSU 9-0

    It wasn’t a white out it was a blow out!